Blonde - Two red ears

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, ''I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.'' ''Oh Dear!'' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. ''But. what happened to your other ear?'' ''The son of a bitch called back.''